
I love coffee. Sometimes people try to switch my coffee to decaf when I’m not looking. I can always tell the difference. I also like Pringles, but only the reduced fat kind because they crunch better when you bite into them and they don’t leave grease on your fingers. I’m…

For the months of May and June, I’m running a joint Mother’s and Father’s Day special for Glamour and Boudoir photography sessions! You’ll receive 50% off of my session fee!!! This fee includes my photography time (usually about 60 minutes for a session), full hair and makeup by one of…

For those of my clients who celebrate the holidays and have a Christmas or Holiday tree in their house, I’m excited to announce that I am offering this beautiful product for the season! It’s a stunning pewter ornament with a metal photograph (of your choice, of course) printed right onto…
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March 22nd, 2009 at 2:23 am
TRANSLATION: They are physically attractive people and, by a bizarre extension of human psychology, potential customers will likely think that they, too, will be attractive if photographed in this manner. This is, of course, a lie and they will be equally hideous regardless of how they are photographed. We will, however, still be charging their ugly-asses full price and NO they cannot keep the negatives.
March 22nd, 2009 at 2:24 am
PS. It really is a nice photo.
March 22nd, 2009 at 2:47 am
Gorgeous! Good work, Colleen!
March 22nd, 2009 at 4:22 am
Whoa. TJ….dude. Little bit hostile, there, buddy.
March 22nd, 2009 at 6:25 pm
I just think it’s funny when people talk in industry-code. I guess I’ve been watching a little too much House. Sorry