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I love coffee. Sometimes people try to switch my coffee to decaf when I’m not looking. I can always tell the difference. I also like Pringles, but only the reduced fat kind because they crunch better when you bite into them and they don’t leave grease on your fingers. I’m…

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As part of our quest to support women’s issues, Katana Photography is excited to announce our first ever Celebrating Survival contest!
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When I was looking to buy my wedding invitations (back in April), I found a lot of designers on Etsy. After narrowing it down to a couple different designs/companies, I contacted both for their pricing list. One was pretty significantly more expensive–almost $2 per invitation more. Which I think all…

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When talking to people about photography, I hear one phrase over and over again: Kids and dogs are the hardest subjects to photograph.
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Last week, Sean and I had our morning coffee on the balcony and watched as the Enterprise shuttle was pulled down the Hudson on a tug boat. It’s on its way to the Intrepid and I can’t wait to see it up close at the museum!

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The Boyfriend! Reads my blog…

The above statement should be a given, right? But he doesn’t usually read, which is totally fine by me. Cause let’s face it…he provides a lot of the ammo for that which I write about.

After reading my post about turning 25 and the quarter life crisis I am staring eye to eye with, his only response was: Please don’t ever mention your mother’s vagina to me again. EVER.

And I was all: What? My MOTHER’S VAGINA? Why don’t you want me to mention my MOTHER’S VAGINA? What made you think of my MOTHER’S VAGINA? MOTHER’SVAGINAMOTHER’SVAGINAMOTHER’SVAGINA!!!

And he said: Say it one more time. Seriously, I dare you.

So that night just as he was about to fall asleep, I leaned over and whispered: My mother’s vagina…
After which he promptly got up, filled a glass of water and dumped it all over me getting the entire bed soaking wet. It was still totally worth it.

3 Responses to “The Boyfriend! Reads my blog…”

  1. WordVixen Says:

    Bwahahahahah! Dude… We so have to hook our boys up. :-D

  2. Dr.Shazam Says:

    I follow “The Boyfriend’s” blog and Deviant Art–let me say just what a gifted man, and excellent human being he is. And no, I have not been paid to write this. I happen to come over to your blog from his link from time to time–especially around the whole Patrick Dempsey posts!

    I’ll keep it simple…That’s an unspoken line you just leapt over…I think he took it easy on you!!!

  3. Colleen_Katana Says:

    Hey Dr. S–welcome! I agree the boyfriend! is quite gifted (though he’s being rather annoying tonight).

    What line is that? Oh yeah, the one about my MOTHER’S VAGINA? It’s female anatomy. All women have one, including my mother and yes, yours too. Not a big deal at all….now if I start talking about bleeding vaginas, then you can slap me and dump a whole bucket of water on me. =0)

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