November 12th, 2010 | Posted in Uncategorized | 1 Comment »
Over the summer, I met up with an old friend from grade school. It all began ok…until this:
Her: Wow, you look so beautiful! So different from back in the day!
Me: ….Oh…thanks. You look great, too. (Long Pause) Well, you know–I guess that’s what 30k dollars worth of plastic surgeries and botox will do for ya!
Her: Ohhh. Yes, that must be what’s so different! Don’t worry, I’ve had my nose and eyes done already, too! Who did you go to? Someone here in the city?
Me: Oh! Oh my God, I’m so stupid…I was just kidding. My weird sense of humor–I haven’t had any work done. But, wow, yours looks amazing. Can’t even tell.
Her: Really? You haven’t had any work done? (She looks me over from head to toenail)
Me: No…though I think I could use a new set of boobs for sure! (hahaha…ha…….ha. Awkward laughter.)
Her: (Flips her hair over her shoulder) Yes, well…I haven’t had any work done either. Just said that to make you feel better.
We left shortly after that. I highly doubt I’ll be hearing from her again any time soon.
Tags: Awkward conversations, humor, reunions
November 10th, 2008 | Posted in Weekly Photo | No Comments »

I first saw the Movie The Bridges of Madison County with Sean. It’s one of his favorite “chick flicks.” I enjoyed it, though didn’t enjoy the fact that it was celebrating adultery.
While we were visiting NH and Vermont, we drove around finding interesting covered bridges for me to photograph…they’re pretty much the only interesting things in these states. The moment captured here was taken within the two hours of the entire trip when it wasn’t cold and rainy. I wore my rain boots so that standing in muddy puddles wouldn’t be so terrible. And just as I was focusing my lens for this image, Sean pulled me to the side of the rode and kissed me. With our lips intertwined, a car came speeding by and splashed a big muddy puddle all over us.
Not quite as romantic as Clint Eastwood…
Tags: Bridges of Madison County, Clint Eastwood, covered bridge, funny, humor, kiss, New Hampshire, Romance, Vermont