I ordered some client products as well as some sample products (which are SUPER exciting and I can’t wait to show you!) weeks ago. I’ve been tracking my package for about a week. It was supposed to be delivered on Thursday. I was home all afternoon, morning and evening. At 7:30 pm, it said they had attempted delivery. I checked my door…I checked my lobby–there was no yellow sticker telling me they were there. No one rang my bell. No one knocked. Ok….., maybe it was during the 2 minutes I was in the bathroom? Regardless, I gave them a pass. Friday rolls around. I’m refreshing the tracking page every 5 minutes. 7:39 rolls around and the same message comes up. “2nd Attempted Delivery.” At this point, I’m fuming. There was DEFINITELY no knock on the door. No doorbell rung. And for the second time, no little sticker notice left.
To be fair, usually our UPS guy is great. The only thing I can think of is that he is on vacation and some lazy moron has taken over. Or perhaps a demon has possessed his body and seeking revenge on all his deliveries BY NOT RINGING THEIR BELLS.
So, I call UPS. The woman on the phone apologizes and tells me that she guarantees my package will arrive by 10am Monday morning. GREAT! I say. I reschedule my meeting for the afternoon and this morning I hunkered down with my cup of coffee watching my UPS.com tracking number and refreshing every few minutes. They currently have 4 minutes to get me my package before my head explodes leaving brain fragments all over the wall.
Ok, so my head didn’t explode. But, a little bit of snot did run down my nose–that’s pretty close. Besides, I saw on Mythbusters that spontaneous human combustion can’t actually happen. Off to chat with some customer service reps. AGAIN.